It's hard to believe that it's been five weeks and change since the accident - life before the injury sometimes seems like the distant, foggy past, only partly remembered and not entirely authentic. I don't mean that in a miserable, pitying way - actually, a lot of things have changed for the better since the accident.
As you know, I've been on MASSIVE antibiotics since late March. At first, I was on all sorts of anti-bacterial and anti-fungal medications, but I've been on Unacyn since I left the hospital. Unacyn is a combination of Ampicillin, a general anti-bacterial antibiotic much like Amoxicillin, and Sulbactam, which is an additive that protects the Ampicillin from certain bacteria that can destroy it.
The interesting thing, which I haven't blogged about yet since I've been waiting to make sure I wasn't imagining it since I exited the hospital, is that I feel much better overall for having been on a variety of medications. I had a few health problems before my accident. The chief one was some kind of occult sinus pain, which has haunted me since my mid-20s - literally, I've had a case of sinusitis for over half a decade. I've tried everything from oral antibiotics to steroids to inhalers to air purifiers to home remedies to... well, you get the idea - and almost none of it made any difference. I took prescription Sudafed on a daily basis for about a year before my accident, and it was the only thing that granted me any relief. I have no idea why, really, especially when so much else failed. The entire situation was particularly galling as x-rays and CT scans revealed only the mildest of abnormalities, suggesting only slight inflammation that was hardly proportionate to the discomfort and headaches I lived with on a constant basis.
Since I left the hospital, things have been markedly better. Not fixed - I still have an achy face - but not nearly the kind of pain that I would have expected before the accident. I guess some combination of medicines got whatever it was that was causing my discomfort, and killed enough of it to make a big difference in my comfort level. It's really nice walking around and having a headache all the time to distract me. I think also I might have exacerbated the problem by clenching my teeth, which I do at night, and a month of forced relaxation may have helped with that. I'll have to talk it over with my PCP and see what he thinks.
I'm also breathing better. When I was younger, and more foolish (yes, I realize that's an amusing statement given my 'adult' hobbies like eating swords), I was a heavy smoker. For about five years, i.e., throughout college and off and on for a year or so afterwards, I smoked a lot of cigarettes. If some people have a genetic predisposition towards alcohol consumption, then I must have had a parallel susceptibility to nicotine addiction. Anyhow, during that time, my girlfriend and I smoked two packs a day or so. It was no wonder I never had any money. Eventually, I came down with a horrible case of bronchitis or pneumonia - I forget which - but I had to stop smoking for a month because it hurt too much otherwise. When the course of medications ended and I was back to normal, I'd found that circumstance had accomplished what I couldn't do of my own free will - force me to withstand withdrawal and experience life without the crutch of having cigarettes to set the pace for my daily routine. After that, I might have a cigarette or three when out with friends who hadn't quit, and even backslid into daily use for about six months at one point, but in the long term, the spell was broken.
Unfortunately, just because one is finished with a bad habit, the consequences of said habit may be late in arriving. Since that time, I was always aware of the fact that I'd likely permanently compromised my health through five or six years of constant abuse. Although I could look forward to vastly improved health over the coming years as my lungs repaired themselves, I'd still never be at par with those who'd forgone smoking entirely. Indeed, I spent most of my twenties with breathing capacity that wasn't as great as others my age, and my weight skyrocketed and stayed excessive as I ate more to compensate for the lack of a pleasant vice and the elimination of the appetite suppression that cigarettes produce. In addition, I'd probably set the stage for my later sinus problems by allowing myself to live in an indoor environment where smoking was permitted, and by associating with others who smoked as well.
Cut forward several years to the twilight of my twenties, just before my accident. I felt fine. However, after a month of antibiotics and other treatments, I'm breathing better. Something was fixed, subtly - I realize now that there had been a mild, persistent discomfort in my chest that vanished sometime during my stay, and now I could breathe easier and deeper. I have a friend whom I've known since I started college, and we were both heavy smokers - he much longer than I. He quit several years ago as well, but just a few months ago had to go through intense antibiotic treatment for some kind of persistent bronchitis that had endured in his ravaged chest well past his actual smoking days. I suppose I might have been in a similar situation - perhaps my lungs had never quite cleared themselves out entirely, and I was enduring a mild infection or irritation that, without treatment, I would carry for years. After a month of professional care, I was feeling better in a way that simple abstention from cigarettes hadn't been able to produce.
Other health benefits include the obvious weight loss that came with a liquid diet, although that benefit is rapidly vanishing as I stuff myself full of everything that looks appealing and is within reach. Page and I split a giant box of donut holes this weekend, and today I had a foot-long Italian sub. Oh well - I can put on a few pounds, but I hope I can retain my newly-chiseled features for a while.
I'm finally in the home stretch of my recovery, I think. Food and drink aren't a problem, although I can feel them 'sticking' a little in the back of my throat. I think that's just because of some scar tissue. The drainage valves in my neck are gone! They've been gradually removed by Dr. Smith at the hospital, but I think they must have been shorter than we recalled, since one managed to work it's way entirely out overnight this weekend. It was a little gross, but it was a relief since my neck was sore and stinging, especially whenever the drains were disturbed. Having one out meant the wound could heal and I could be less careful with my collar positioning.
The second one popped out today. I called Dr. Smith, since I now had two bits of medical detritus safety-pinned to my neck. After a quick discussion, I dug out a trusty pair of surgical scissors - I was given a collection of tools when I was discharged, in case I needed to perform self-surgery of this kind - and carefully removed both. I'm now suture free, and I'm hoping my neck will look a lot smoother and less angry in a week when the wounds start to close up.
Now, all that's left is the PICC line in my arm. I'm only using one of two lines, since I discontinued TPN. I met with my infectious diseases specialist today, who is managing my antibiotics treatment and stomach issues. Since I'm tolerating food and water, she may recommend that I switch to oral antibiotics at the end of this week, which would mean I'd off the six-hour IV schedule for good, and could take out the IV line. I am very hopeful that this will be the case, since I'd like to not have to keep waking up once or twice a night to set up the IV line.
One sort of holistic benefit of all of these improvements is that I'm much more mobile. I feel strong enough to get around and be active, even though I have to pause every six hours to apply some medicine. Page and I decided to have some much-needed fun and adventure by driving from DC to Brooklyn, NYC this past weekend.
If traffic's light, the DC-NYC trip takes about four hours each way. We set out in the morning, and hit enough traffic that the first leg of our trip took over five hours. We took turns driving, which worked well, and we improvised an IV stand by hooking my antibiotics pack to the ceiling hook of the passenger side of my car. The IV drip took a VERY long time to complete, since it's dependent on gravity and the pack was barely elevated above me, but it was a five hour drive.
We spent the afternoon shopping at outdoor flea markets and indoor craft shows. Page is a crafter by profession - she makes handmade purses for a living - so I was constantly being introduced to artists and other business people. I didn't buy much - a key chain and a belt buckle - but we had a great time browsing and being in an unfamiliar city.
The drive back was a bit of a challenge. It turned out that the hospital had robbed me of my night-time driving ability, in addition to the other deficits it inflicted. I can usually drive for hours, nonstop, in daylight or at night without problem. After a busy day on our feet, I was exhausted, and couldn't manage more than two hours on the road at a time before fatigue kicked in. Well, that's one more thing to work on - it'll be a while before I take any major roadtrips, I think.
This week involves more medical activity - I have another scan and a meeting with Dr. Smith on Thursday - and getting caught up at work. Things had been quiet during my absence, but now that I'm back, we're back to schedule on our various projects. I won't have a free minute through Friday, I think.
That's all for now - thanks again for reading. I know there are ongoing issues with the comments, so if you'd like to get in touch with me, I set up an email account for just that purpose if you don't already have contact info for me. You can write me at rex.libris.blog@gmail.com. I'm also on Instant Messenger as rexlibris2008, in case you're bored and would like to say hello.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Monday, April 28, 2008
Brief Update
Hello everyone - I haven't posted in a few days, as you know. It turned out to be a busy weekend. Unfortunately, I've had very little sleep in the past 72 hours because of an apparent stomach ailment, so my posts are going to be a little terse until that clears up. Nonetheless, thank you for continuing to check in, and I promise a more substantial update in the next 24 hours. The brief summary so far is that I'm perhaps 90% of the way to physical normalcy; Page and I took a daylong tour of Brooklyn, NYC Sunday on a whim, and I've been busy getting back to work while bouncing between doctor's appointments (as usual).
Thanks to everyone for the kind emails.
Thanks to everyone for the kind emails.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Back to Work
As much as I've enjoyed this impromptu summer vacation, whiling away the hours in bed watching television and corresponding with all of my lovely readers, I was eventually forced to admit that if I wanted to continue receiving paychecks whilst in absentia from my dimly-remembered day job, I would have to clean myself up, put on a collared shirt, and trek an hour or two out to Ashburn and reconnect with my employer. I was a little wary of returning to the office for a few reasons:
Once inside, I was greeted warmly, and (predictably) peppered with questions. I'll credit my coworkers; they were polite, friendly, apparently only concerned with my immediate wellbeing, and unabashedly curious about the swaths of gauze and tape I'd hurriedly affixed to my surgery site that morning. Unfortunately, I'd been a little too quick; the bandages were poorly taped, and I later realized the ugly valves and angry red wounds had been peeking through the whole morning.
I was given the morning to get settled, and I was left to myself as I checked email, reoriented myself in my cube, and set up IV stands and my TPN sack. Some of my closer colleagues asked questions about my hospital experience and the purpose of my medical accessories. I was happy to talk about the superficial details of my situation, but by mid-day, I could observe a change in the expressions of some of my coworkers. "So," I thought..."do I tell them?" I decided to be honest; if anyone asked me to tell them exactly what happened, I'd reward their boldness and tell them. Otherwise, I'd simply had an accident. A bad cutlery accident. I doubted it was very convincing, but what did I owe anyone? The specifics of my case were mine to share only at will, and anyone who knew me well enough would know of this blog already.
In the end, no one did ask. There was a little confusion, but I think most people gathered that I'd slipped and cut myself badly with a kitchen knife. I feel a little bad for not being as honest with them as I have with almost everyone else in my life, but I couldn't honestly invent a reason why any of my coworkers - almost all of which are virtual strangers, no matter how blandly friendly - needed to know the whole strange story. I think it would have confused them, and possibly done more harm in the long run to my reputation. It's a very conservative work environment.
In hindsight, my only troubling thought is that a coworker might suspect I'd attempted to take my own life. I truly hope no one suspects that, but I doubt I'll ever have a chance to set the record straight unless confronted on the issue.
Overall, it was an easier return than I thought it might be. Life went on without me, but there's still a place for me, and I have enough work to jump back in and stay occupied for a very long time. I am a bit of a strange sight, with my IV stand and collection of medical tchotchkes littering my desk, but there's a simple comfort in having a task to perform. Paradoxically, work can be relaxing after a long, troubled rest.
- I'd probably have to actually do work again. As rotten as my hospital experience had been at times, I was never pestered to meet any of my job obligations - a huge credit to my boss.
- I'd have to resume commuting five days a week. Without going into a lot of discussion about it, my drive to and from work requires about 2.5 hours a day. You think swords are dangerous? Try risking your life on the DC -> Ashburn 66/Dulles Toll Road corridor every day.
- There would be Questions. I wasn't sure how or if I'd explain what really caused my absence. Did I want to be known as Rex Libris around the water cooler?
Once inside, I was greeted warmly, and (predictably) peppered with questions. I'll credit my coworkers; they were polite, friendly, apparently only concerned with my immediate wellbeing, and unabashedly curious about the swaths of gauze and tape I'd hurriedly affixed to my surgery site that morning. Unfortunately, I'd been a little too quick; the bandages were poorly taped, and I later realized the ugly valves and angry red wounds had been peeking through the whole morning.
I was given the morning to get settled, and I was left to myself as I checked email, reoriented myself in my cube, and set up IV stands and my TPN sack. Some of my closer colleagues asked questions about my hospital experience and the purpose of my medical accessories. I was happy to talk about the superficial details of my situation, but by mid-day, I could observe a change in the expressions of some of my coworkers. "So," I thought..."do I tell them?" I decided to be honest; if anyone asked me to tell them exactly what happened, I'd reward their boldness and tell them. Otherwise, I'd simply had an accident. A bad cutlery accident. I doubted it was very convincing, but what did I owe anyone? The specifics of my case were mine to share only at will, and anyone who knew me well enough would know of this blog already.
In the end, no one did ask. There was a little confusion, but I think most people gathered that I'd slipped and cut myself badly with a kitchen knife. I feel a little bad for not being as honest with them as I have with almost everyone else in my life, but I couldn't honestly invent a reason why any of my coworkers - almost all of which are virtual strangers, no matter how blandly friendly - needed to know the whole strange story. I think it would have confused them, and possibly done more harm in the long run to my reputation. It's a very conservative work environment.
In hindsight, my only troubling thought is that a coworker might suspect I'd attempted to take my own life. I truly hope no one suspects that, but I doubt I'll ever have a chance to set the record straight unless confronted on the issue.
Overall, it was an easier return than I thought it might be. Life went on without me, but there's still a place for me, and I have enough work to jump back in and stay occupied for a very long time. I am a bit of a strange sight, with my IV stand and collection of medical tchotchkes littering my desk, but there's a simple comfort in having a task to perform. Paradoxically, work can be relaxing after a long, troubled rest.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
More Good News
Met with Dr. Smith today. Highlights of the visit:
- The lower drainage tube was removed completely.
- The other two tubes were partially removed, and now only about an inch and half remain inside. These are draining anything around the main suture site.
- The sutures were removed from the lengthwise incision, so now I just have a ruddy scar.
- I can eat solid food! Dr. Smith cautioned me to start with soft foods, like pasta, and avoid anything crunchy and seeds until we're sure solid food doesn't irritate my throat.
- I can stop using the TPN later this week when I feel comfortable with food. I'm going to call Dr. Smith on Friday, let him know how I'm doing, and probably stop TPN use that day.
- I am officially a medical anomaly, on account of the weird way that my throat has healed. I hope to see myself written up in the New England Journal of Medicine in a few months.
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Thanks! - Rex
Thanks! - Rex
Monday, April 21, 2008
The Week in Recap
I'm back! Sorry, I've been too busy gorging myself on ice water and soup to post lately. I do have a lot to relate, though.
First, an administrative note. I received a few emails from folks who were a little freaked out by the animated sword-swallowing image, as well as some of the medical content. I don't want to make anyone sick while reading this blog, so from now on, if I have content that might be considered graphic (particularly medical stuff), I'll post a link to it so you can click through if you're feeling brave. I will not post anything that I'd consider in poor taste, nor anything especially graphic, but I will try to keep the blog free of unpleasant visual surprises.
That said, here's the update on my condition. I survived Soup Weekend 2008, and after several liters of tomato soup and chicken broth, plus uncounted cups of water and lemonade, I am happy to report that my esophagus is apparently not a porous material, as nothing leaked out of me. In fact, after the first bowl of warm soup, my throat feels almost entirely normal. There was a slight stiff spot in the back of my throat where the injury had been, but by today (Monday), that sensation has vanished.
As you might imagine, I was filled with trepidation when I had that first glass of water. I didn't try it alone; I actually drove to Page's apartment, invited up a friend, and the two of them watched me while I drank. The fear, of course, was that I'd swallow a gulp of water and a moment later it'd pour out of the side of my neck as I started gurgling horribly, and then I'd have to be driven to the hospital and the whole hospital affair would repeat. Fortunately, that wasn't the case. My throat was as tight and stiff as you'd expect after a month of disuse, but everything worked out.
About that administrative note: If you're curious, I posted a picture of the drains and valves that I keep mentioning on a separate site. The picture is a little gross, so fair warning.
I feel very good, overall. I am still a little weak from inaction, but I've been able to lug my supplies around without problem, and can drive without limitation. Not all is perfect, though. I have a slightly sore throat, which I'll ask Dr. Smith about tomorrow, and the valves and drains on the side of my neck continue to be a source of discomfort. They stick out about an inch from my body, and although usually hidden and protected by gauze padding, they tend to ache a great deal. This is because they are being gradually removed by Dr. Smith, as he pulls a little more tubing out of me and replaces the valves each time we meet, and because I tend to roll over and sleep on my sutured side. I don't know how I manage the latter, since the area around the valves is sore to the touch.
Jumping backwards - prior to Friday's announcement, the big highlight was my return to the Palace of Wonders. The Palace, of course, was the scene of my injury.
Page and I had kept up with our friends from the bar and DC performance scene during my hospitalization, and it worked out that the April Weirdo Show - again, the monthly variety event at which I was slated to perform in March - was being hosted this past Thursday, just a few days after my release. The Show always attracts a good crowd, and since the lineup tends to be packed, half the crowd is comprised of that night's performers, or friends of a performer. I knew Professor Sprocket, the MC who had visited me in the hospital, would be there along with other friends, and the chances were good that I'd know the bartenders that night as well. Unfortunately, I still couldn't drink, so I'd have to pass the time with a glass of ice instead of a soda or a beer, but that was fine.
I was nervous to return for a few reasons. Firstly, because I'd suffered trauam there, and the embarrassment of having to withdraw from a show. I felt my gut tighten as I stood in Page's apartment before we left. How would I feel when I saw that stage again? Secondly, there was not just the issue of the place, but the people. Seeing friends was the important thing, but how would they see me?
Before my accident, I'd heard stories of what happened to performers who'd incurred serious injury on the job. Those who recovered returned to hugs and well-wishes from fans and fellow performers alike, but a few faced a kind of chill from spooked colleagues and fans. All of us are daredevils, to varying extents: the appeal and challenge of most of our acts lies in the potential for physical harm, no matter how remote or overstated the actual risk might be. Swords can cut, fire can consume, nails can pierce. Although a little nick or scrape here and there can be an advantage, since we're working hard to convince the audience that it's not witnessing an illusion, neither I nor anyone else in our unusual brand of show business wants to be really harmed. Unfortunately, we're not exempt from the same rules of chance or fate that govern everyone's lives, and occasionally - as in my case - an accident does occur that doesn't resolve in a few minutes, or with the speedy application of a Band-Aid. My accident was easy for me to deal with, since I was too preoccupied with surviving and staying comfortable to brood on the larger implications, but my friends and family didn't have that luxury. Sometimes watching is the hardest task, since you may be required to consider that despite one's best precautions, chance, or fate, or God if you prefer, may intervene to alter your life forever - or end it sooner than you planned.
I don't mean to sound maudlin, since I'm not. I'm supremely glad to be alive, and give credit where it's due to my friends and family, and the superior medical staff of my hospital. Others might not be so philosophical, though, and just as some people recoil from graphic photos of medical injuries, how would people react to me? I was a walking reminder of mortality, if one thought it through, and the last thing I wanted was to dull people's enjoyment and appreciation of my peculiar craft by showing up torn and thin, alive but visibly scarred.
It was appropriate, then, that the first two people I should meet upon walking back through the doors of the Palace for the first time in a month were the two other performers in the area who'd suffered the same injury as I. Charon (pronounced like Karen) Henning and Alexander Kensington were the first sword-swallowers I ever met. Indeed, Charon inspired me to take up this mad pastime; she's the performer who rebuffed my first inquiries about the craft, as I described in my earlier entry, 'The Palace.' Charon had endured the same slashed esophagus I had, although her injury occurred during a taping for a radio segment; she didn't even have an audience to witness her near-death experience! Alex had a similar injury and suffered massive internal bleeding, but lived to see another day. We all have the same scars, long slashes down the front of our throats. As I stood in the entranceway, sunlight streaming down upon my neck as I saw friendly faces push towards me from the back of the bar, it felt like the best company I could be in.
It was great to be back. Charon and Alex had spent most of the past months on tour, so I rarely saw them under any circumstances. We traded tales of our struggles, and Charon mentioned she'd passed my name along to Dan Meyer, president of the Sword Swallowers Association International (SSAI). Sword swallowers are rare, and individuals with esophageal perforations doubly so, so I may be in touch with him to discuss my experience and add to the shared knowledge about explaining these types of injuries to triage personnel and strategies for dealing with the recovery process. I may still join the SSAI, as I'd hoped to do after the Palace show. I've paid my dues, after all.
After meeting with Charon and Alex, I greeted Professor Sprocket, the MC and my supporter in the hospital, and Karen Mitchell, Sprocket's partner in producing the Weirdo Show and a great email correspondent of mine. It was fantastic to see them again and support their show. Other friends present included Malibu and Silver Raven, two fantastic fire performers who appear regularly at the Palace, and dancer Bambi Galore, who works for Page on occasion and produces her own line of headwear for performers.
The rest of the evening was simply fun. I was a conspicuous sight, with my bandaged neck and wrapped arm dangling with IV plugs. Page and I met up with a crowd of gawkers who showed up hoping to see sword-swallowers. They would be disappointed if they expected to catch an act, but I enjoyed a few minutes of minor celebrity as I regaled the bar with tales of my horrific injury and struggle to survive. Sprocket greeted me from the stage mid-show, which validated me, both to myself and to the audience. One of the audience members asked for my number; she's a photographer and wants to shoot some pictures of me in costume with my scars. I could use some publicity shots.
The rest of the week held other highlights after the joyous return to a normal social life. I spent days sipping drinks and tasting soups, happy to have an alternative to the feed bag for nutrition. Page and I made peanut-butter cup milkshakes last night, which was heavenly. I'll have to make more of those... I don't care if I put all that lost weight back on!
The last bit of big news is that I finally procured my late birthday gift to myself. I usually buy myself something nice for my birthday, and since I hadn't spent any money in the hospital, I had a little extra to spend this year. I've decided to take a little hiatus from performing, or skydiving, or wrestling bears or anything else remotely dangerous (besides the usual risk of living in Washington, DC), so I chose something relatively innocuous:
That is a picture of my new Nikon D40 digital SLR camera. I have a little point-and-shoot digital camera which is fine for basic shots outdoors and for recording VHS-quality video, but I wanted something with more control and better overall image quality. This camera came well-recommended by some photo enthusiasts I know, and I got a great deal on it from Photocraft. If you're in the Northern Virginia area and need photo equipment, I recommend them based on their prices and very friendly and knowledgeable staff. I bought the Nikon body and a Tamron 18-250 lens, which I think will be a great everyday lens that will serve me well until I need something more specialized.
Unfortunately, it's been raining every day since I bought the camera, so I haven't had a chance to get outside yet and take pictures with my new toy. All of my indoor shots are of cats, predictably, which I won't bore you with. Hopefully, I'll be able to visit the Arboretum soon and shoot the bonsai for practice.
Well, that's it for tonight - I'll post more tomorrow after my big meeting with Dr. Smith. Hopefully my mouth will be full of food when I post next.
First, an administrative note. I received a few emails from folks who were a little freaked out by the animated sword-swallowing image, as well as some of the medical content. I don't want to make anyone sick while reading this blog, so from now on, if I have content that might be considered graphic (particularly medical stuff), I'll post a link to it so you can click through if you're feeling brave. I will not post anything that I'd consider in poor taste, nor anything especially graphic, but I will try to keep the blog free of unpleasant visual surprises.
That said, here's the update on my condition. I survived Soup Weekend 2008, and after several liters of tomato soup and chicken broth, plus uncounted cups of water and lemonade, I am happy to report that my esophagus is apparently not a porous material, as nothing leaked out of me. In fact, after the first bowl of warm soup, my throat feels almost entirely normal. There was a slight stiff spot in the back of my throat where the injury had been, but by today (Monday), that sensation has vanished.
As you might imagine, I was filled with trepidation when I had that first glass of water. I didn't try it alone; I actually drove to Page's apartment, invited up a friend, and the two of them watched me while I drank. The fear, of course, was that I'd swallow a gulp of water and a moment later it'd pour out of the side of my neck as I started gurgling horribly, and then I'd have to be driven to the hospital and the whole hospital affair would repeat. Fortunately, that wasn't the case. My throat was as tight and stiff as you'd expect after a month of disuse, but everything worked out.
About that administrative note: If you're curious, I posted a picture of the drains and valves that I keep mentioning on a separate site. The picture is a little gross, so fair warning.
I feel very good, overall. I am still a little weak from inaction, but I've been able to lug my supplies around without problem, and can drive without limitation. Not all is perfect, though. I have a slightly sore throat, which I'll ask Dr. Smith about tomorrow, and the valves and drains on the side of my neck continue to be a source of discomfort. They stick out about an inch from my body, and although usually hidden and protected by gauze padding, they tend to ache a great deal. This is because they are being gradually removed by Dr. Smith, as he pulls a little more tubing out of me and replaces the valves each time we meet, and because I tend to roll over and sleep on my sutured side. I don't know how I manage the latter, since the area around the valves is sore to the touch.
Jumping backwards - prior to Friday's announcement, the big highlight was my return to the Palace of Wonders. The Palace, of course, was the scene of my injury.
Page and I had kept up with our friends from the bar and DC performance scene during my hospitalization, and it worked out that the April Weirdo Show - again, the monthly variety event at which I was slated to perform in March - was being hosted this past Thursday, just a few days after my release. The Show always attracts a good crowd, and since the lineup tends to be packed, half the crowd is comprised of that night's performers, or friends of a performer. I knew Professor Sprocket, the MC who had visited me in the hospital, would be there along with other friends, and the chances were good that I'd know the bartenders that night as well. Unfortunately, I still couldn't drink, so I'd have to pass the time with a glass of ice instead of a soda or a beer, but that was fine.
I was nervous to return for a few reasons. Firstly, because I'd suffered trauam there, and the embarrassment of having to withdraw from a show. I felt my gut tighten as I stood in Page's apartment before we left. How would I feel when I saw that stage again? Secondly, there was not just the issue of the place, but the people. Seeing friends was the important thing, but how would they see me?
Before my accident, I'd heard stories of what happened to performers who'd incurred serious injury on the job. Those who recovered returned to hugs and well-wishes from fans and fellow performers alike, but a few faced a kind of chill from spooked colleagues and fans. All of us are daredevils, to varying extents: the appeal and challenge of most of our acts lies in the potential for physical harm, no matter how remote or overstated the actual risk might be. Swords can cut, fire can consume, nails can pierce. Although a little nick or scrape here and there can be an advantage, since we're working hard to convince the audience that it's not witnessing an illusion, neither I nor anyone else in our unusual brand of show business wants to be really harmed. Unfortunately, we're not exempt from the same rules of chance or fate that govern everyone's lives, and occasionally - as in my case - an accident does occur that doesn't resolve in a few minutes, or with the speedy application of a Band-Aid. My accident was easy for me to deal with, since I was too preoccupied with surviving and staying comfortable to brood on the larger implications, but my friends and family didn't have that luxury. Sometimes watching is the hardest task, since you may be required to consider that despite one's best precautions, chance, or fate, or God if you prefer, may intervene to alter your life forever - or end it sooner than you planned.
I don't mean to sound maudlin, since I'm not. I'm supremely glad to be alive, and give credit where it's due to my friends and family, and the superior medical staff of my hospital. Others might not be so philosophical, though, and just as some people recoil from graphic photos of medical injuries, how would people react to me? I was a walking reminder of mortality, if one thought it through, and the last thing I wanted was to dull people's enjoyment and appreciation of my peculiar craft by showing up torn and thin, alive but visibly scarred.
It was appropriate, then, that the first two people I should meet upon walking back through the doors of the Palace for the first time in a month were the two other performers in the area who'd suffered the same injury as I. Charon (pronounced like Karen) Henning and Alexander Kensington were the first sword-swallowers I ever met. Indeed, Charon inspired me to take up this mad pastime; she's the performer who rebuffed my first inquiries about the craft, as I described in my earlier entry, 'The Palace.' Charon had endured the same slashed esophagus I had, although her injury occurred during a taping for a radio segment; she didn't even have an audience to witness her near-death experience! Alex had a similar injury and suffered massive internal bleeding, but lived to see another day. We all have the same scars, long slashes down the front of our throats. As I stood in the entranceway, sunlight streaming down upon my neck as I saw friendly faces push towards me from the back of the bar, it felt like the best company I could be in.
It was great to be back. Charon and Alex had spent most of the past months on tour, so I rarely saw them under any circumstances. We traded tales of our struggles, and Charon mentioned she'd passed my name along to Dan Meyer, president of the Sword Swallowers Association International (SSAI). Sword swallowers are rare, and individuals with esophageal perforations doubly so, so I may be in touch with him to discuss my experience and add to the shared knowledge about explaining these types of injuries to triage personnel and strategies for dealing with the recovery process. I may still join the SSAI, as I'd hoped to do after the Palace show. I've paid my dues, after all.
After meeting with Charon and Alex, I greeted Professor Sprocket, the MC and my supporter in the hospital, and Karen Mitchell, Sprocket's partner in producing the Weirdo Show and a great email correspondent of mine. It was fantastic to see them again and support their show. Other friends present included Malibu and Silver Raven, two fantastic fire performers who appear regularly at the Palace, and dancer Bambi Galore, who works for Page on occasion and produces her own line of headwear for performers.
The rest of the evening was simply fun. I was a conspicuous sight, with my bandaged neck and wrapped arm dangling with IV plugs. Page and I met up with a crowd of gawkers who showed up hoping to see sword-swallowers. They would be disappointed if they expected to catch an act, but I enjoyed a few minutes of minor celebrity as I regaled the bar with tales of my horrific injury and struggle to survive. Sprocket greeted me from the stage mid-show, which validated me, both to myself and to the audience. One of the audience members asked for my number; she's a photographer and wants to shoot some pictures of me in costume with my scars. I could use some publicity shots.
The rest of the week held other highlights after the joyous return to a normal social life. I spent days sipping drinks and tasting soups, happy to have an alternative to the feed bag for nutrition. Page and I made peanut-butter cup milkshakes last night, which was heavenly. I'll have to make more of those... I don't care if I put all that lost weight back on!
The last bit of big news is that I finally procured my late birthday gift to myself. I usually buy myself something nice for my birthday, and since I hadn't spent any money in the hospital, I had a little extra to spend this year. I've decided to take a little hiatus from performing, or skydiving, or wrestling bears or anything else remotely dangerous (besides the usual risk of living in Washington, DC), so I chose something relatively innocuous:
That is a picture of my new Nikon D40 digital SLR camera. I have a little point-and-shoot digital camera which is fine for basic shots outdoors and for recording VHS-quality video, but I wanted something with more control and better overall image quality. This camera came well-recommended by some photo enthusiasts I know, and I got a great deal on it from Photocraft. If you're in the Northern Virginia area and need photo equipment, I recommend them based on their prices and very friendly and knowledgeable staff. I bought the Nikon body and a Tamron 18-250 lens, which I think will be a great everyday lens that will serve me well until I need something more specialized.
Unfortunately, it's been raining every day since I bought the camera, so I haven't had a chance to get outside yet and take pictures with my new toy. All of my indoor shots are of cats, predictably, which I won't bore you with. Hopefully, I'll be able to visit the Arboretum soon and shoot the bonsai for practice.
Well, that's it for tonight - I'll post more tomorrow after my big meeting with Dr. Smith. Hopefully my mouth will be full of food when I post next.
I'm Still Alive!
Hi everyone - just a quick note to let you know that I'm still here and will continue to update the blog. I have a lot to post about the past weekend, and will have new entries up tonight and tomorrow. In the meantime, feel free to leave comments under posts you enjoyed!
Thanks, Rex :)
Thanks, Rex :)
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